To my Cyber Friends...

 Hi Cyber Friends, 

Maybe out of desperation, maybe because I'm living my dream reality - I decided to start this blog today. In an attempt to expand my inexisitng copywriting portfolio, I will post here about two things I love the most: food and weed. I suppose many love food and weed, and many also write about it, but I'm pretty sure I will add my own little je ne sais quoi to it, as I rise from the ashes like the industry-leading phoenix that I am. So without further ado, let's begin. 

My love for food started when I was born. From that first need for mother's milk, I knew I was a major Snack Enthusiast. My mother said I was sucking her tits like a vampire - no wonder, I was hungry for life. Later on, I found myself to be a rather carnivorous creature, always emptying the ham on my toast, leaving the bread and butter behind for someone else to give a shit. But that did not last long. As I grew into a child, I became an omnivorous queen, emptying any plate on my way. Polish grandmas loved me because I always ate their smoked meats, paszteciki, boczek - I was the perfect Polish child. But my parents felt themselves before the 2008 crisis and would feed me what in Poland at the time was considered the top shelf delicacies: shrimps, dim sum, lobster bisque... One may say I've been an experienced foodie from day one. So here are my credentials: exquisite taste, unshakable palate, open mind. 

My love for weed started when I was 16 years old. Can't say it was from the first hit, as the first time I smoked I almost fainted. For the longest time I thought weed was a dangerous drug, and if anyone told me they've tried it I'd freak the fuck out. But eventually, I too wanted to laugh like people in the movies in my tiny miserable little life, and so I went to a park with bunch of friends and did it. It's funny because I attempted to do it for over a year at that point, but it did not work out in so many ways... But I guess that's for another post... Anyways, I smoked and I laughed but I got light-headed, and I did this challenge not to eat sugar for a few months, so I kept on spitting out candy that my friends tried to stuff my mouth with so I don't bad trip. Shortly after that, I tried to smoke some more, and this time it definitely worked. But I did get caught by my parents and for the whole summer, I didn't blaze at all, thinking that these glorious days were far behind me. To my surprise, when I changed schools that year, freshly after I turned 17, my entire year turned out to be a bunch of stoners, and so there I was, back in the industry. I smoked often ever since, never looking back, or maybe sometimes looking back, but that's also for another post... The things I have done. The things I have seen. The beautiful places I smoked. The trashy places I smoked. With over 10 years of experience, I can assure you, I am your next weed expert. 

As an occasional treat, I will post about my love for Sims 2, and the mysterious town I made in it called Heathcliff. I know you're dying to know who inhabits my funky commune, so, of course, I will share all that with you when the time comes. 

 

So there it is, cyber people. If you love food, or weed, or Sims 2, or all of it, you're in the right place. So sit back, and enjoy this crazy ride I call MY LIFE.

Logging out, 

Natalia